February 2012
things that need to change:
- my sex life
that is all
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
When I have nothing better to think about
brain : i wonder if i've ever walked past a house with people having sex inside
brain : i wonder if i'd walked past someone who i now know but didn't know then
brain : how many people have i talked to that are now dead
brain : i wonder if i've ever been the last person to see someone
brain : i wonder if anyone has ever seen me randomly on public transport and wanted to introduce themselves
brain : i wonder if my music is playing outloud and i just don't notice
brain : shit what if i'm humming along
65 days
am i really that close to being free?
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41283) We don't eat because we are being eaten by...
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time to go be unofficially grounded some more
bye :c
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.
– Kurt Vonnegut (via loveyourchaos)
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there are 148 days
which is about 5 months
in between me and being 18
in between me and legally buying cigarettes
in between me and freedom
idk this is too long
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Friends: eats fatty food all the time, gains no weight
Me: eats one cracker gains 8 pounds
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2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamon.
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o-v-e-r-r-a-t-e-d:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok)
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ok so i seriously have to be in school for the next 4 - 7 years?
really
really
but these 4 years went by so slow
i have to do it again?
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i need sleep or i won’t function for the next 2 days
friday night spent well
just kidding, i suck